sluttyoliveoil:

psst. hey girl. i work at the candy shop down the street. if you’re up for it ill take you to the candy shop. ill let you like the lollipop. no no I’m just kidding you can’t do that. haha health codes and all

beyoncebeytwice:

i have 3 weeks left of school i dont think im going to make it

emmastonemetodeath:

can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

nutrientnatalie:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

Agreeeed